What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:28
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
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She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.